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unrightful:

there is a HUGE difference between flirting and leading a person on and making them feel like shit afterwards asshole

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bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

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cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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